Ring Ring, Jacko Speaking

JACKIE CHAN is upset after he missed a phone call from the King of Pop, MICHAEL JACKSON. Jackie said:” He called me once, but I was sleeping. My assistant then answered the phone. Later in the afternoon, my assistant tells me, “Michael Jackson, he phoned.” I said, “Why didn’t you call me?!” “The action hero has never spoken to Michael, a good friend of his Rush Hour 3 co-star CHRIS TUCKER, which explains why he was upset. But the question is, what does Jacko want to talk to him about? We think: 1. Exchanging kung-fu notes; 2. Comparing nose sizes (Something smells fishy here). Well, there’s always the option of calling Jacko back, Jackie.